Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 28, 2024

No, you’re out of order…..

Sentencing is tomorrow. At the library.

Plead no contest.

Did she give you a fair trial?

Wasn’t long before she held him in contempt.

He failed to even get into the jury-pool.

dad joke

Did she question you? … Did you object?

Sounds like you are already married!

The Professor replied "I think your too Judgy.

That’s one approach.

I was afraid it was going to be “Here Girl! Good girl!!!”

Cosmo is finding novel ways to be rejected.

Perfesser Fishhawk went dogging?

Whereupon the judge objected, and sustained her own objection.

Clever Cosmo.

• But he forgot his briefs

To the Punitentiary for you!

ba dum tss

He won’t call her his wife. It’ll be “Your honor.” Should he marry her, I mean

Or Out of odor.

The Perfesser’s case was dismissed with prejudice.