Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 20, 2024

Especially when he plays “On the Road Again”…..

He should go on tour and play his music somewhere else, very far away.

Has Loon been taking lessons from Guitar Bob?

I get same urge whenever I go into a business that is playing “hillbilly” (country) music in the background, OR when a restaurant has ANY game of kneeling ball,on the television. Most times I just turn around and take my money elsewhere.

A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.

“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”

What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?

Shreddar.

After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.

What is the difference between a guitar, a Tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna

Why can’t guitars have fun with friends with benefits?

Because without strings attached they just can’t play!

He should be on the stage. The next one out of town.

Mark Twang.

There’s a guy who sets up a keyboard in some of the local restaurants. He plays pretty well but cannot sing though he thinks he can. If we walk in and see him, we turn around and leave.

Loon in his C&W mode?

I’ve been to concerts like that.

Guitar George, he knows all the chords

I like all kinds of music. Jazz, Bluegrass, Classical. I just don’t like a lot of singing. Some people’s voices are very irritating.

Ask Loon to play “Alice’s Restaurant”. Full length…

George Strait, he ain’t.