Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 23, 2009

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 15 years ago

    “Cautiously optimistic” is one of the most overused phrases in the mainstream media. What idiot came up with it?

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    limarick  over 15 years ago

    Like my eye doctor, the eternal optometrist. ( or was he the eternal opthamologist?)

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    Sternvogel  over 15 years ago

    Optometrists are doctors of optometry. They diagnose and treat symptoms, but do not perform eye surgery, which is the province of medical doctors called ophthalmologists.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago

    What about the Seriously Thirsty?

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 15 years ago

    The fifth type… Optimistically pessimistic..

    Glass filled with Mexican water

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 15 years ago

    The fifth type… Optimistically pessimistic..

    Glass filled with Mexican water

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    pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Realistic: Asks what’s in the glass.

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