Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 27, 2010

I think that I saw this guy in my rear-view mirror this morning. Nice ‘Beamer.’

And of course, he’s got a cell phone stuck to his ear. Man I HATE IT when idiots do that. It doesn’t exactly take a rocket-scientist to figure out why you don’t do that. People that stupid shouldn’t be allowed out of their houses.

Is this idiot behind you? Need a new car? Have good insurance? Know a good lawyer? JAM ON THE BRAKES!!!

(Disclaimer: Get professional legal advice before doing any such thing. And remember, if you tailgate, that might be me in front of you.)

He’s a bad tailgater, but a great backwards-speller.

get that phone out of your ear and your nose out of my rear

If he was following me that close he’d be able to see past my truck by looking under it.

I your rear view mirror in would read… ” ? GNITAGLIAT YM S’WOH ” ” 0022-595-008-1 ”

repiV sageV

.ti htiw og tsuJ .relkcits a eb t’noD

You last last two guys are both funny.

The Federal government is spending big bucks in Ct., NY, and some other state I can’t remember to see if talking/texting causes accidents.Hope they find out..

I once saw a car with the license plate YX32.

“Warning, I brake for tailgaters.”

“objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.”

Make your car a phone-free zone. No distractions. No drinking by putting big cups to your face while your car is moving. Just be smart.

Wait. You’re not quite up my butt yet. Let me put on the break!

I just added that phone number to my directory.