Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 03, 2010

I could use those to get into some sport’s events….

By “sports events” you mean the women’s locker room, right?

OK! I’ll do it!

I don’t want to do this because it is might be seen as a stupid case of nit-picking, which it is and is probably annoying as h e l l (well almost) but at the risk of making life miserable for all of you poor souls:

Today’s 3D movies use glasses that have polarized lenses. One lens is set at say Zero degrees and the other at 90 degrees. The old ones were GREEN and red.

OK, Now you can throw the popcorn or whatever.

With 4-D glasses, you see the whole movie instantaneously, but you have to pay the whole $20.

grazer… You got that right.

I thought the old ones were blue and red.

4-D glasses can only be used to watch Harrison Ford movies, John Ford movies, etc.

I love this!