Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 28, 2010

I’m sorry, there’s nothing funny about mimes, even down-on-their-luck clowns look down on mimes.

Mime -Class-Instructor: Everybody get ready to fry our bacon… Ready?… Here we go!… Raise ‘em! And we go suck in the little pork belly and… FRY! C’mon Chuck… we want to fry off that little fat bleeep of yours! FRY!… FRY!… FRY!… Chuckie! C’mon everbody, let’s sizzle! We’re gonna sizzle off little pork but, aren’t we? Fry yourself… Let the heat work through you! Shake your meat, Chuck!. You’ve got a roll of quarters… make some change! There we go! Now you’re burnin’!… Now you’re on fire! Shake your money-maker!

Quote from Shakes the Clown

Is he really supposed to say that with words?

Be mime forever my dear….

Mime, meself and I.

Haha, I think this comic is very funny.

A talking mime!?

Of course. Mimes talk when they are not performing in front of an audience.

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