Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 03, 2014

Makes a handy shield too against those darn Persian soldiers.

Time weighed heavy on their hands back then…

Careful, you’ll put somebody’s eye out.(Likely your own.)

Time’s fun when you’re having flies

Save your neck and discover the sundial.

And that is why clockwise is clockwise. Clocks were invented in the northern hemisphere and the hands mimic the movement of the shadow on a sundial.

Hey Pythagoras, what time is the solar eclipse?

Is ir just me or does this look kind of bad? (I know it’s on his wrist, but…)

“I’d wear a pocket watch, but none of my clothes have pockets.”

In the southern hemisphere the sun would be to the north of you, hence on the other side of the pointer.