Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 08, 2015
June 07, 2015
June 09, 2015
Transcript:
Well, I didn't know it was a moral compass before I stole it.
Well, I didn't know it was a moral compass before I stole it.
tomtrek over 9 years ago
I think they’ll find that this device is inoperable, since we tend to make up our own morals these days.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’d like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Is the standard setting “golden rule?”
Flossie Mud Duck over 9 years ago
Wouldn’t it be nice if those were available in the local store? I’d buy a bunch to pass out.
KEA over 9 years ago
He’s lucky it wasn’t an alethiometer.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
No, he’s mistaken. It’s used to look for mushrooms—you know, a morel compass.
dflak over 9 years ago
If there were such a thing as a moral compass, it would not point at Washington, DC.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
well, i guess he’s going to stay lost. bummer, man.