A mans wife comes home from work and finds him eating the dish of caned dog-food that was in the refrigerator.He says he thought it was left over stew and he wants it everyday from now on. The wife calls the Doctor and is told it is very nutritious and wont hurt her husband. A week later the wife runs into the doctor on the street and he asks her how her husband is. Oh she says hes dead. the doctor is shocked and asks how he died. Well he was sitting on the couch and leaned down to lick himself and fell off the couch and broke his neck.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Well, it is a little awkward, so I check myself out too. I once found a flea, so it wasn’t all wasted. Good protein.
tahoeh2o almost 9 years ago
“I wish I could that.” “Maybe you should pet him first.”…
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
At times like these, I find that a good butt sniff works.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Darn it!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to say that!
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Next step is find your master and lick her face and lips…yukkkk
J Short almost 9 years ago
Cocker Spaniel.
dflak almost 9 years ago
When in doubt, check with Willie.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
they do it because they can. as george carlin said “if i could do that, i’d never leave the house”
BrookFan almost 9 years ago
A mans wife comes home from work and finds him eating the dish of caned dog-food that was in the refrigerator.He says he thought it was left over stew and he wants it everyday from now on. The wife calls the Doctor and is told it is very nutritious and wont hurt her husband. A week later the wife runs into the doctor on the street and he asks her how her husband is. Oh she says hes dead. the doctor is shocked and asks how he died. Well he was sitting on the couch and leaned down to lick himself and fell off the couch and broke his neck.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Away. Look away.