Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 21, 2016

Bald guys beware!

However, you get points for hitting the driver.

" First let’s go eat some of those purple berries ".

Twenty bonus points for hitting the convertible.

I knew it!

actually had a bird nail me smack on top of the head when I was a kid…to this day when I wash my hair I still scrub it like the dickens!

I got nailed by a pigeon while walking in downtown Jerusalem. When I came home and related the story in the office, a colleague responded, “Holy S**t!”

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On a Galapagos cruise, I saw a frigate bird (think the size of a turkey vulture) soaring over our ship for a long time. I told my mom I was worried that he’d drop a bomb on someone. He did — on my sister. Mom likened me to that boy from “The Twilight Zone.”

Aiming can be difficult!

They’re all experts in the tree I park under.

Little birdy in the sky. Why did you it in my eye. I’ve been good and I don’t cry. Boy, I’m glad that cows don’t fly!

I’ll bet they’ll tarnish pretty quickly. :D