Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 20, 2017

I think I would have imagined that headgear being worn in the other place, as part of a functional apparatus. But you probably can’t draw that for a daily readership.

HA!

Where are the cute scrubbing bubbles angels?

Hey!!!!! That’s me!!!!!!!! Look Ma, I’m in the funny papers !!!!!!!!!

Put a lid on it buddy.

Hey, you left the lid up!

How did you get here with a mind like that.

So in life was he a pea brain or did he have shinloa* for brains?

*used instead of a word many people are accused of not being able to tell from shinola.

My mind, like my bowling balls, is in the gutter.

Toilets seats have fewer germs than kitchen cutting boards.