Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2017

I may rise, but Ill be @*$%# if I’ll shine!

I’m usually not functioning within acceptable parameters prior to noon.

I kind of start my day off slow and it goes downhill from there.

I’ll shine once I’ve left the office @ 3:30, and not before.

Morning people are hard to love.

Some sizzlean bacon between 7 and 11.

It’s just about time to top off my second cup, it wasn’t quite full the first time.

O thou that tellest good tidings to Zion, get thee up into the high mountain. O thou that tellest good tidings to Jerusalem, lift up thy voice with strength; lift it up, be not afraid; say unto the cities of Judah, behold your God! Arise, shine, for thy light is come, and the glory of the Lord is risen upon thee.

He looks bald enough to shine in direct sunlight.

You need to talk to Jon (and Garfield) about the importance of coffee.

shine doesn’t come until well after happy hour…

Yep, Charlie Tuba, my thought was-

His arm must be covering the entry that says “Give God the glory, glory!”

“Morning is broken” and I’m not gonna fix it. Sorry Cat Stevens.

Not just coffee drinkers—I’m not one but feel the same way …