Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 09, 2018

That is so like a cat! Acting like they want to come in or go out, but they don’t really want to or they’re on the fence about it. lol

Door: the object of which the cat perpetually wants to be on the other side of.

We once had a cat that would rush into the house as we came in the front door and then go to the back door to be let out. Why go around the house when you can get the bipeds to let you through the house.

Trump has really gotten desperate. He’s now targeting kittens. Why? So they “purrsuade” their owners to vote Republican in the mid-terms.

When I was a teen we had a cat that loved to “Tom” around outside. One day after a snow storm left 10" outside, the cat couldn’t figure out if it wanted out after all, I made the decision for him and when his head popped up from under the surface of the the snow he gave me an evil look then proceeded to head toward the neighbors barn.

In my opinion, you’re worth millions, oh rare talking cat.

No matter what you think, your outdoor cat is killing birds and other small animals. Keep it in the house.

We had a cat who only wanted to come in when it was time to eat or when he had another encounter with the neighbourhood skunk. Safe but smelly haven.

He’s training for one of the more popular events in the Cat Olympics: Mind Games.

Faux Mews?

If you have never heard it before, google the In and Out song by Garrison Keillor. YouTube has it…it’s hilarious!

Always on the wrong side of the door.

Yes, this person knows cats!