Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 28, 2018

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    mddshubby2005  over 6 years ago

    “And if the doorway’s too narrow, I can’t even carry the big stick.”

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    As for coming up with a good slogan, it takes a rough writer.

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    dlkrueger33  over 6 years ago

    …because you’re a dog and not a bear.

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    But you can probably snarl with a stick on your mouth.

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    drycurt  over 6 years ago

    Wait a sec. If you had the big stick in your mouth and spoke, the sound would be softer.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    Wow with no bow.

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    jel354  over 6 years ago

    Nice homage to Teddy Roosevelt.

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    joefearsnothing  over 6 years ago

    I can ride a bicycle and I can chew gum but not at the same time!;o}

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Speak in a husky growl and you won’t need any stick.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Nobody says you have to do both at once.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    I guess that you are no bull moose!

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