“I say it all the time. But you’re never home to hear it.”
It’s hard for him because he likes chasing those birdies.
What does a golfer’s wife say before having sex?
A: Have a nice round, dear.
Even though he’s an orange tomcat, that definitely isn’t Melania.
“And if my old friend keeling over dead at the eighth hole wasn’t bad enough, the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie.”
July 17, 2015
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
“I say it all the time. But you’re never home to hear it.”
jreckard over 6 years ago
It’s hard for him because he likes chasing those birdies.
J Short over 6 years ago
What does a golfer’s wife say before having sex?
A: Have a nice round, dear.
Nyckname over 6 years ago
Even though he’s an orange tomcat, that definitely isn’t Melania.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago
“And if my old friend keeling over dead at the eighth hole wasn’t bad enough, the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie.”