Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 20, 2018

“Most certainly. Now we must postpone this execution!”

WIATR . That works for me.

“My luck can’t be any worse, so this must be your omen.

The hooded guy is going to test it first to make sure it’s in working order.

Why should I be superstitious? While walking under a ladder, I slipped on some salt I spilled. As I was catching my balance, I broke the King’s favorite mirror.

I am sentenced to the guillotine because I stepped on a crack, and broke my mother’s back.

If he is it soon won’t matter.

Great, now the last few minutes of his life is going to be the worst few minutes!

Could this be a stroke of bad luck for the executioner?

Should have been on last Friday!

Only the guy in the hood needs to worry about bad luck.

Geez, a black cat running across your path isn’t something to lose your head over!

Interesting… who’s the omen for: The executioner or the condemned?

Like the death row inmate ,while being led to the electric chair, saw a tack in the seat and said “what is this..death by tetanus?”

You know, there are 13 steps leading up to the guillotine platform.

What more could go wrong?

Sabbath! Now I know how our black cat lost his tail!

The cat’s late.

Does it really matter?

Bad luck in this case could be a dull blade.

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” ― Groucho Marx