Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 11, 2019

You are better off “reading” the movements of a cat’s tail.

Cats are mysterious creatures.

For that look of the cat to the crystal ball, I can predict that he wants to throw it off the table.

Of course… Then, that will be no charge, right?

I know that I can’t predict what our cat does.

I can give you a full reading, but it will cost you 9 times as much.

I predict he knocks the crystal ball of the table, if given the chance.

I see you on a bed for 18 hours. I can’t tell if you are dead or napping.

Try reading his nine life lines…

I really just want to play with that shiny ball.

Funniest gag today!

I guess Dave Coverly doesn’t have a cat