Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 20, 2019

Ooops.

You might want to change those shirts before the amber alert goes out.

I’m betting the kids didn’t buy them those shirts.

They must have left them in the store where they bought the shirts.

They’re outside playing in the old refrigerator.

they went with the man in the van offering candies.

They’re MY kids when they are good. They’re YOUR kids otherwise.

How many are we supposed to have?

Check inside the arcade claw machine, it has happened.

This has really happened. When parents go in separate cars, they need to be careful not to leave one or more behind.

Now go put on your “I’m with Stupid” shirts and go look for them.

I’m already seeing a problem with those shirts…

This is why you can’t believe everything you read on T-shirts.

Finally got rid of the little buggers. No, wait! We need out little tax deductions back!

Well, we have two children and we only had sexual intercourse twice.