Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 16, 2019

Of course there is a cat person, a real pussy grabber.

Julian Cat-stro?

Vote for Donnie Bonespur! He’s always tomcatting around! And he’s got a hairball on his head!

People who horde cats are called crazy.

People who horde more money than they can ever use we call successful.

Inquiring cat people want to know! ♥:)

The bar for candidacy is low, indeed (check the current usurper & the 16 midgets he beat in the primary for an idea of how low), but I don’t think we’ve quite sunk to cat people yet…….. (Calm down; some of my best friends are cat people. I just don’t go to their houses.)

talk about single-issue voters

I am from County Health and you were recommended to us for Toxoplasmosis screening.

One of the reason the republic is going down the tube.

Actually that would be a great interview question: How many pets in your family, who feeds them, what are their names? Assessement of character comes from building up a picture with lots of little details.

“What are their names” is key: They aren’t your pets unless you know them by name (and they aren’t really yours unless you at least sometimes feed them).

“to hoard” – to amass a large quantity . .