Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 20, 2020

Wouldn’t that be CO₂ CO₂ CO₂, there behind that mask?

Couldn’t he get a red hazmat suit?

No need to wear that itchy beard now. They’ll never know.

Must have been a really bad year for store Santas.

Damned 2020! Now I’ll never know if he’s getting me a Betsy Wetsy!

Need to make a vid of this.

With Santa going to all those different houses don’t you think he might leave a different kind of present?

A visit with Saint No-Co-Lass!

It’s a bad year when Santa looks like Darth Vader.

This is more sad than funny.

Perhaps.. some good can come from this and at least slow down the “commercialization” of Christmas and get back to the true spiritual nature it was created for.

So the parents didn’t approve did they. Well at least some rebels went on out by themselves!

Living in COntra COsta COunty I figured Santa was just a local guy! Christmas here is in lock down, so the the haz mat suit fits.

And just where is the coco?

co, co, co, co-ca-too?

-ca Cola?

So, it is co co co, instead of ho ho ho. I get that part, but not the why.

FBC