Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 16, 2021

Upside down and backwards! This fella’s been readin’ that Sanskrit book again. Strictly for Circ de soleil performers.

It’ll be instructional come Christmastime.

Maybe she can get an “I’m with Stupid” T-shirt with the writing oriented the same way.

Even if she dumps him later, it could still come in handy.

She’s impressed. You can tell.

“I wanted to see you on my chest whenever I looked down.”

She’ll like it at the next yoga-session

This way, if he can’t remember her name, he can just read it on his chest.

Don’t know what’s more impressive: his skill with a tattoo ink or his threshold for pain.

Oy!

I told him he should have stood on his head while he did it!

It is probably written with magic marker, easier when she dumps him.

Yeah, but my name is Margaret.

There’s a picture floating around of some chick who has her name like that at the top of her back, and the right way up on her lower back.

Even right side up, it is stupid to get ANY woman’s name tattooed ANYWHERE on your body. Divorce, breakups, et al, can make for future awkward moments.

And she thought he was two-timing her with a Russian woman!

Next, he gives himself a tramp stamp.

Carol…You can do better