Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 09, 2021

He worked at NBC back in the ’60s?

Thanks for the chuckle!

If you’ve ever heard the mating call of a peacock, you can understand why she might have done anything to get him to shut up.

Oh Poppy Cock!

He was all flash, but no stay.

She got tired of ducking the issue.

“I never could resist a man who was a snappy dresser.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

He was such a show off but could never stop gazing at him self with his phone camera. One day he stepped off a curb and woops! Pate’.

Does that make the kid something like a Star Lord?

It’s true. Your father is Darth Wader.

Well, congratulations, son. You is an ugly duckling no more.

Let me guess…..

“But you said he was a Chicken Hawk! How could you?”

Duck… Duck… Duck… Duck… PEACOCK!

Don’t stick your head in the sand. Just tell the truth.

My name is Handsome Stranger. I was named after my father.

Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

Always inquisitive, she needed to know if he lived up to his name and if size does matter.

A Chinese fan maker?

Don’t believer kid. I hear she used to be a fan dancer.

This is why ducks don’t have mirrors

Love this one