Spouse gardens. Though now that one of her hips is bionic, and her knees are noisy, I do the “gardening” under her instruction: “pull that weed. No NOT THAT ONE, that’s a ridiculans peripetits”. I’ve concluded that “weed” is just a short word for “It is happy here and flourishing, but I don’t want it growing there”.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Just aim to please.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Spouse gardens. Though now that one of her hips is bionic, and her knees are noisy, I do the “gardening” under her instruction: “pull that weed. No NOT THAT ONE, that’s a ridiculans peripetits”. I’ve concluded that “weed” is just a short word for “It is happy here and flourishing, but I don’t want it growing there”.
Imagine over 3 years ago
My aim is still accurate.
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
The difference between a weed and a flower? You can’t smoke a flower.
Gent over 3 years ago
Hey, he’s a rare talking dog. Not a sharpshooter, ya know.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Leave the dog out.. get the neighborhood boys involved, they love showing off their aim.
J Short over 3 years ago
If the dog is female, there is also a plant height issue.
FunnyMinnion over 3 years ago
Whatever that liquid touches is done for
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Is she getting pissy about you needing to?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
You mark your territory and I’ll mark mine.
garcoa over 3 years ago
Well, Barbara, I’m known as man’s best friend, not woman’s best friend.
The Duke over 3 years ago
My aim is true.
stamps over 3 years ago
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
namelocdet over 3 years ago
The burden of being a male…