Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 11, 2021

It’s supposed to be in landscape mode. You have your zoom level set too high.

You are a son of a silly person.

Just got to change your perspective.

When the fool held his thumb up to gauge the perspective it covered the top half of his model.

He’s trying to hustle that bustle.

You always have to look at the big picture.

Turn it at this point and you have the start of a Picasso

Do NOT adjust your settings…you have entered the twilight zone

It’ll sell well, the critics will love it. “The artist was expressing his love for……”

Zoom out.

well that’s surreal

Without a ladder landscape was your only choice.. live with it.

He didn’t do a terrible job actually!

The model’s hips are in motion. Those of the painted model appear to be. Strange….

Wait until she finds out she was standing for hours in the hot sun for this.

Try Panoramic Mode instead!

She kinda looks like a Peter Max lady.

Reminds me of early “Dilbert”: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vXtvvmj8vNE/TOJawu7sw2I/AAAAAAAAAME/oqGFYtSkRNg/s1600/Dilbert—-Literalist.jpg

It is a happy mistake, because the model is really ugly.

Just switch on “auto-rotate” and flip it on its end.

titled rump among clumps…

I dunno about you, but in a related matter, I really get mad when people take videos in portrait mode.

Well, there are worse things than staring at the water on a Sunday/

There are worse things than staring at the water as you’re posing for a picture

being painted by your lover

in the middle of the summer

on an island in the river

on a Sunday!

In the park with…GEORGE!