Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 24, 2021

Amen brother. I know how that goes.

And you were dying to get that right.

If it’s REALLY Heaven, then you will be joyous that you now know what the perfect last words should have been.

Can we can agree that, “Come over here and say that,” are not the best possible last words?

If it is in fact available, I am sure a sizable % will take the opportunity to say exactly that.

“Hold That Thought, I’ll Be Right Back”

“I told you I was sick.”

“The Perfect Last Words”

… buffering … … …

“Hold my beer.”

I knows my last words will be the same as my first words. “I’M HUNGRY!”

“I think about my last words, they might be what I just said . . .”— Dave Mustaine

Wishing for something more creative than, “Oh yeah, whatta ya gonna do about it?”

Probably “Hold my beer and watch this.” weren’t them.

Trying to NOT get in the last word is oftentimes the best strategy.

Angels are bald and need glasses?

yep, that’ll be me

You can get an app that will alert you if your loved one are holding a seance.

Le bon mot d’escalier … and the ultimate staircase.

Famous last words: I think I’m feeling better. I think I’ll go for a run.

Probably best you hadn’t uttered them…

Where the hell are we anyway?

Those missed opportunities will always leave us a day late and a Bitcoin short.

Last words??

Sleep your last sleep,Free from cares and sorrow,Go where none weep,You will soon follow.

With others people speak of the “late” John Doe. With him it’ll be “too late” Jim Dim.

“What happens when I put these two wires together?”

I told you so.

goodbye?