Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 11, 2021

When our cat brings live mice in, we’re convinced it’s because she wants to help us learn to be better at catching them.

It is very important that it be fresh.

A gripping scene from Ratatouille 2: Catatouille .

The tail; is it included or is it an extra side?

In a real catstaurant there’d be single tables only. This is probably a shady re-purposed dogstaurant.

Is it gluten-free?

Was it free range?

“Oh, worry not, sir. We only serves the freshest mice. Our restaurant is infested with em.”

The KAT-FÉ ….an eclectic menu to please your most finicky KATT!

Purrfect !

In fact, the chef is still playing with it in the kitchen.

People pick lobsters from tanks; shouldn’t cats pick rats from a cage?

“It’s the second mouse that actually gets the cheese, so that’s all we serve sir!”

After they ate rodent, it was time to wine down.

“And how long did you play with it before it died?”

Well I didn’t… we have a dog for that!

They could go over to the Overboard strip to get their mice and do us all a favor:)

They could go over to the Overboard strip to get their mice and do us all a favor:)