Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 11, 2021

Anyway, a properly done steak is one which you can cut with a butter knife. (a free ad for Clearman’s North Woods Inn, where I have not been for far too long)

And KA-Bars.

The salad forks are chilling…

I don’t need no knives, man! I get my neatly steak slices by driving over sleeping cows with my lawn mower and I butter my bread with bare hands…hum…didn’t have many guests at my last dinner party

This is why we have Cutco “Meal” Knives

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stay away from Mack.

Nothing beats a Swiss Army Knife.

He’s a real cutup

Dont forget the cute little spreaders!

I love my knives from CUTCO!

But those aren’t butter knives. Butter knives don’t have serrations (according to Wikipedia, and years of experience).

Dad is spreading it on thick.

Looks like ‘the Fonz’ of knives.

Butter knife? Oh, you mean kitchen screwdriver.

Steak knives are no good at spreading mayonnaise. And if you can’t spread mayonnaise, what good are you?

Mac never looked better. Still as edgy as usual.

The world needs more “happy little palate knives”

But all the girls like to spoon with the steak knives…

And some of us, like myself, are plastic butter knives…

Where’s my spork?

That just doesn’t cut it anymore Dad.

Ha ha! Knives with faces! Lol.

Ya gotta have spreaders and cutters.

He does indeed look cool, in his black polo-neck sweater.

I prefer a nice soup spoon. But hey, thats just me.

Black knives matter.

Don’t try to be like him, you’re butter than than!

he just thinks he is a cut above the rest