Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 14, 2022

He’s been burned by SANKA before.

You could try the “Good coffee-Great coffee” routine. I might fall for that.

On the other hand, good espresso, bad espresso might get me to talk.

“Decaffeinate the Police!”

Coffee? Who said it’s coffee? It’s that rubbish the hoity toity drink at $15 a cup after polluting the atmosphere for 20 minutes at the drive through.

Don’t forget the Donuts..!!

If you don’t like coffee: All Coffee = Bad. No Coffee = Good.

the worst thing you can do to your linguistic endeavor is to call decaffeinated coffee….. a coffee facepalm

Besides, I’m a tea drinker.

It’s a trick. I spent most of my life in police stations. All the coffee is bad.

We’ll see if you drink under pressure.

Why is coffee in donut shops usually bad? You would think they would strive to have good coffee.

No such thing as “good coffee”.