Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 14, 2022

So you leaf me no choice

story of my life

In space, there is no air to blow your leaves.

Isn’t he a tad large for “a little green man?”

Someone is always running a gasoline-powered something or other in my neighborhood. It can be a lawnmower, weed trimmer, chain saw, wood chipper or leaf blower.

I use and electric leaf blower. It works well for me and it’s not as noisy. I have to manage the cord, but it always starts on the first pull.

In an episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio, Tommy Lee Jones told host James Lipton that a leaf blower is the sound he hates most.

Feel free to rake them for me, Mr Alien. Or is that gun to vaporize them?

Now he’ll rid of the source…a zapping blower-gun!

I just mow the leaves. With a gas-powered mower. It’s noisy too but doesn’t stir up as much dust.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

It’s my be-leaf he’s going to be blown away.

I wish!

I’ll be glad when everyone switches to the battery powered leaf blowers. Those ICE’s are awful!

Dante would have posited yet another circle of hell for the inventor of those infernal things.

I HATE LEAF BLOWERS! The worst case of noise & air pollution I have ever known! And what is the point of them?? They just blow leaves around………doesn’t the wind do that? LOL!

Bring back raking for the benefit of all our ears and sanity-

That’s the only thing that bothers you about Earth?

Banned in Alameda, CA starting January 1, 2023! Gas-powered leaf-blowers, not aliens. We will still have plenty of aliens.

ZAP IT NOW!!!

Just curious, when the Flat-Earthers blow their leaves off the edge, do they just float away, or do they drop down onto the turtle?

You bet!

Not to mention the carbon footprint made by leaf blowers and other non-essential internal combustion engines.

Hearing loss is no joke.