Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 25, 2022

Are those work on batteries Santa. Or do they take some kind of fuel ?

And the Reindeer say what the heck is that!

Good. Because I hate having to clean the reindeer droppings off the roof every year.

This made me laugh out loud! Merry chistmas everyone!

Has Rudolph went with LED?

Rudolph the Hybrid Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You also would like one of those

Most of the other reindeer

Used to caugh and to get sick

So, they were replaced by technics

Controlled by a remote stick

Then one foggy Christmas EveSanta came to say

“Rudy, with your nose’s GPS

Move your a$$ no more or less"

Then, ow! the reindeer’s charge fell

And they shouted out hysterically

“Rudolph the Hybrid Reindeer

We all go down powerlessly"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

They don’t taste as good as the real thing.

Oy!

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

Looks like Santa got a delivery from Boston Dynamics.

Hybrids are a hot button topic

People are really polarized by it

I think someone watched that Mexican kids’ film, “Santa Claus”!

he should alternate them on each side for better speed & traction. Having them all on one side will make the sleigh pull left or right.

Santa’s going green because he’s sick to death of the reindeers’ brown.

It’s gonna pull to the right.

incidentally, I hope you like venison, the kitchen just got about 800lbs of it.

Booo