Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2023

It’s been reserved for him.

He must be a Bill Engvall fan.

Just answering his mail.

Maybe change his name from “Spot”.

I know. Like, why don’t they move the deer crossing signs to some place safer?

He is only following the instructions of the relevant authorities. Geez, give him some credit for being a well-trained dog.

Wee on your signs, signs everywhere signs, do this, don’t do that. And the sign said“Long-haired freaky peopleNeed not apply”

he’s a whiz at sign language

Why does he do this? What does it mean? Why does it keep happening?

… I think it’s a sign of something.

I think it has stunted the growth of that sign.

It’s called PeeMail. When he turns and puts his nose to it, it’s smell check.

A dog that sticks its nose out the car window is speed reading.

I think he’s got a “leg up” on those other dogs!

On the street around the corner there’s a couple no parking signs that have the capital “P” with the circle around it and the slash through it clearly indicating “No P”. My dog pees on them every day. He’s such a rebel.

Pmail.

Just look for the dead grass…

Popular spot it seems….

Well his territory is marked.

Adding to the graffiti.