Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 07, 2023

Have you heard about the natural replacement for viagra? It’s called “scared stiff”.

The reaper giveth AND taketh away.

I need him to watch a whole host of movies, that I have seen. I would live to be very old indeed.

ol’ Reepster owes me at least a month then

I pick June of 3000

Some might wish that.

They must have just finished “It’s a wonderful life.”

How’s he going to use those two hours? Watching another movie?

Dude looks to be very stiff already!

…and that’s being generous….

He’s having a near-Death experience.

Was the movie prom night with jamie lee curtis talk about horrible

If only, I’d get well over several thousand hours back but if I add in the tv, OMG…

Cough! COUGH! >>Prometheus<< Cough! Cough! Cough!

We should get 4 years back for that horrible Trump movie we were forced to sit through.

This is why I seldom watch a movie… and go read in another room (nearly spelled that “woom”. Hmm) when Spouse turns on the dammed once-per-week soap operas. Blch.

Thanks for all the warnings!!! lol. :)

Napoleon Dynamite is 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back.