Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 28, 2023

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he’s a 4-star papaw

His version of “Why We Fight”.

Just kidding

(snort)

He is more proud of those than anything else he has ever done.

Are you freaking kidding me?

There was a story about Queen Elizabeth noticing that on the show Downton Abby, an officer had his medals in the wrong order

Who knew

The “medals” of grandkids are an award for not killing your kids when they were teen-agers.

“Just” might be the wrong adverb.

Looks like a giant bird left something on the back of her dress.

Sire, yes sire!!

But … you don’t “earn” grandkids. You have them thrust upon you.

Rerun. A good one, but a rerun.

In Russia those stand for how many windows you haven’t been pushed out of.

Way more likeable that that the standard military glitter. And a way, way better reason to be proud.

He ran out of room for pictures on his desk.