Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 01, 2023

You’re right it’s 5a.m. somewhere, but not here. So shut up !

I’ll drink to that. {uurrrp}

Crocked-a-doodle-doo!

Don’t get cocky.

At least that’s what Jimmy Buffet say’s.

You can’t drink all day without starting early.

What would Jimmy Buffett do.

Actually, when I am reading this, it would be 5:45 somewhere, so you are to shut up for the next 15 minutes.

A Roosters gotta crow when a Roosters gotta crow….

Since when do bars stay open that late…or early?

amirite?

One place I stayed on a vacation featured all-night roosters down the road. I think headlights from passing vehicles were setting them off.

Too many cocktails and now they’re cocked!

C’mon in, I want to show you my recipe, for chicken soup.

Cock-a-doodle-DON’T!

love the one who’s crowing !!!

Someone read yesterday’s “Born Loser”…

Not if it is 1:30AM and you are in the US. There are no half times zones in range for that.

He just can’t get rooster to DST.

I only acknowledge one 5 o’clock a day. That isn’t it.

Aw not wine glasses so not Coq au vin. Maybe Hahn mit bier.