Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 05, 2023

Parasitic hindsight

Congratulations, Mallon – you’ve just been promoted from lab technician to test subject!

Quick! Get the Ivermectin horse dewormer!

How gain-of-function starts.

This could be the start of a new movie franchise!

Using the same security protocols as the Wuhan Lab?

No problem; they’ll soon have lots of specimens to examine.

That’s the second time this month and it’s only the 5th!

I am sure I saw this idea in a cartoon more than 30 years ago. It was xeroxed and posted in a huge number of research labs. Slightly different wording.

You can never go home now, beverage drinking guy.

Report all spills and accidents to your manager.

Aaaacckk! There’s always a dummy in the crowd…

Oh look another idiot speaks about Ivermectin

Well. That should become interesting. If you’re lucky you get plenty to analyze.

That will teach him to be a lunch thief!

oops

EW