Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2023

That’s what you get for giving them free will. Oh, I forgot, free will is an illusion,

Don’t give up on us. Please.

Me too. I bet most everybody who builds stuff feels that way.

We are a work in progress. Always have been, probably always will be.

Sometimes feels like a species test lab.

It was a rush job, he was only given six days until completion.

You can only get better.

Compared with the Big Bang, the Earth is a relatively recent ouvre.

Things were great up until your vanity took over. Creating beings in your own image. What were you thinking?

you mean the dinosaurs?

they were pretty cool, actually.

Goodbye

You should resign, go into exile and never show your face again… oh! Right, you already did all that…

Scrap it, learn from your mistakes, and try again.

As you should.

It would still be a good planet if we treated Mother Nature the way mothers should be treated.

I agree….some of the early works are for the rock ages.

Sometimes early work ends up being a hot item later on. Like earth.

Another flood, wouldn’t be a bad thing.

Maybe a mega ice age, that kills off the humans.

Amen to that…

Why.. as an alien programmer this “earth thing” is just a game, and like all games designed just for fun, to see what happens.

Take notes for the restart after this sun burns out.

Just remember, the answer is 42.

Control, Alt, DELETE….

A god having second thoughts?

Or as Ceiling Cat said in The LOLcat Bible, “I should hav kept it in Beta longer.”

was tRump part of your grand design?

Practice.

Funny cuz it’s true, and it explains so much!

The earth is perfect. The “humans” that were dropped off here, not so much…

we humans are just a beta version

Show me some of your newer ones.

The earth is fine…it’s the infestation that’s the problem!

’Nuf said.!

We are cringeworthy.

said Slartybartfast

Which begs the question, “Whom do you think pulls the strings on this ‘ol planet? An invisible entity different cultures have been creating in their image over millennia or the boys with all the toys?