Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 05, 2024

Gimme a ‘B’! … Gimme an ‘O’! … oh what the heck. I’ll finish it later…

I doubt it! You can never finish procrastinating.

Ooh, that means I might never leave.

Bob died just before his favorite Netflix series ended.

A procrastinator’s work is never done.

I always keep my procrastination moving, oldest one first. That way they don’t pile up on me!!

So much to delay, where do I begin?

As long as he keeps paying the cable bill…

He should have procrastinated his death.

At some point she’ll tell Bob this is all un-boo-lievable.

I set out to do little, then do less.

A philosophy of life: The day is not wasted as long as you get one thing accomplished. Yesterday’s achievement was remembering to breathe 12-16 times a minute…

You’d think he’d have ghosted her LONG ago…

He likes watching the Phantom Gourmet.

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the afterlife.” – motto of the Reinprocrastinators.

I’m going to stop procrastinating tomorrow