Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 23, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Go ahead and sign it. The royalties will help your next of kin.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    You is gotta be free-king kidding me!

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Take the pen. If you ever wondered if it really is mightier than the sword then now is the time to find out.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    How to get a head in politics!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    and permission to create deep fakes.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    If you don’t sign, I’m afraid we can’t continue.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    And the penalty for not signing issssssss…?

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    cdnalor  2 months ago

    The ad being his head on a pike.

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    RobinHood  2 months ago

    Such as displaying your head on a Pike in the town square

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    What’s in it for me? Will the beheading be upgraded?

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Soo, if he’s using the guillotine why does he heed the rope? I’m confused?

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    “Don’t be like this man.”

    or “Use your head or (like this man) we’ll take it from you.”

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Using people as political “fodder” has become vogue over the past several years.

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    PoochFan  2 months ago

    He’ll only take a head shot, though.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    We’re signing a NIL so that your estate gets nil.

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    ncorgbl  2 months ago

    It’s good to be king…

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Tough on crime wins again !

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    He uses your actual head, not a likeness. It involves a pike.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t sign. One last act of defiance.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    I always wanted my head known in public.

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