Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 12, 2020

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    loridobson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Never mind about why she doesn’t look like a sickly thin magazine model. The question should be what’s a pretty woman like you doing with a grunt loser like him?

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    Stevefk  about 4 years ago

    Works both ways. I’ve seen some grunt “loser” women with good looking men as well. First line of thought is fairy tales make you believe that good looks are supposedly needed to attract and find a partner. While looks do come into consideration to a degree I suspect most couples find its more important about the person inside that attracts them. Love is not always so blind as they say in so many cases.

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    Olddog1  about 4 years ago

    He’s a grunt Over because he acts like a jerk and dresses like a slob in public. Not just because of looks.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago

    These days “the beast” isn’t gender specific.

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    Dani Rice  about 4 years ago

    Hubby does NOT like to get dressed up; he jokes that he wants to be cremated so he won’t have to wear a necktie. I do enjoy getting dolled up, and as a result we never look as if we’re going the same place. But he would never, ever go out in public looking like that bozo.

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    Auntie Socialist  about 4 years ago

    At least she is reading

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    Plods with ...™  about 4 years ago

    Cap’s the wrong color.

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    ChaosandMayhem  about 4 years ago

    The problem is that the beast has the nerve to criticize HER by asking why SHE doesn’t look like the woman on the magazine cover.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  about 4 years ago

    And too often, a Beast who has a Beauty (of the physical or any other type) isn’t satisfied with one at a time.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 4 years ago

    A g/f (the married one) took me into an adult bookstore in Montreal. At $35 a pop I managed to convince her to get just one.

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    My wife nicely fit my idea of beauty when we met. As she aged and changed, she changed my idea of beauty to match. Because of how she makes me feel, she is always the most beautiful woman around.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 4 years ago

    She is starting to question the effort used to win that one.

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    Andylit Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Say sugar, why are all my teeth stuck in your knuckles?

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    Airbender  about 4 years ago

    If he only values her on what he perceives she should look like, he is missing the point.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    Ever wonder why it is so dangerous for children to wander far from the parent?

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    washatkc Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Lol. Love how a lot of us guys think we are gods gift.

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