Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 24, 2024

And your appetite!

Alpha males don’t CARE what Joan thinks.

And they say bigfoot doesn’t exist . .

Tell me gross women don’t exist.

In what lifetime would that EVER be?

So … women don’t get itches or indigestion or sniffles or bad tastes in their mouths?

Me neither.

I never have been able to understand what women see in us big, noisy, hairy men. . . but I’m grateful.

Sexist stereotyping! Protest! Protest! Protest! Protest!

There are some women same as that man.

Only when I’m hiking in the wilds and need to pee. Then it’s just the ‘equipment’ I want. Never wished I were a man. Wished FOR a man, welll……….:))