Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 24, 2024

CODE RED EMBARRASSMENT!

More than once, while at work. I’ve pulled a dryer sheet from my shirt. More amusing than embarrassing.

Just go into the bathroom and pull it off!

Get a photo for the yearbook!

Couldn’t have happened to a ‘nicer’ person ! ! ! !

She deserves it, hang up mom.

Would it have been better or worse if it had been one of Val’s bras?

Or, you know, some other undergarment?

Pulled off my sweats at a basketball tournament. My wife’s panties fell out. Static cling. My story and I am sticking with it.

A nightmare moment that she will never forget.