Strange Brew by John Deering for May 10, 2010

King Tut, in the afterlife, as a get-rich-quick seminar guru.

(King Tut) Now, if I’d known They’d line up just to see him, I’d taken all my money And bought me a museum. (king Tut)

Is that speaker getting his ideas from Tutenstein?

It’s easy! Just write “Good Night Tomb” and sell it to Lio!

That’s a wrap!

Is that Zig Zigler’s mummy?

Zig’s still alive, orfree, though he could be accused of being wrapped up in his work.

Usually only business Zombies attend these things.

Get an iPad.

It’s a pyramid scheme!