Strange Brew by John Deering for April 23, 2011

And the den has a Denny’s just down the lane.

And be sure NOT to use any Yale goldilocks for the door.

And the sleeping dirt is not too hard not too soft, just right!

But I want grass floors.

And for him, it even comes with its own man-cave – complete with a man in the fridge.

Or a bearskin rug, vet.

Make it a human skin rug. And stuffed human heads to hang on the walls.