Strange Brew by John Deering for July 24, 2012

There’s a nice science fiction story called Bear Discovers Fire. This reminded me of it, rather.

Bears are total omnivores, and smell like it, which makes the pot unnecessary.

Strange, that…..When I was a child in the land of the platypus and kangaroo, we had an electric stove and a wood range. My mother ALWAYS used the wood range. She was never happy unless she was scraping ashes and black leading..Now I come to think of it, I don’t think she was ever happy and probably chose the hard way just to fill her time.

Like a moth to a candle….

There’s an electrician/plumber bent over working bear butt joke here somewhere but I can’t find it.

Anyone else notice that “ON” is “up” – and the switch is “down”?(Deering???)

They’re about to catch some hipsters.

That’s the Three Bears on vacation in Vegas.