Ok Spot, what’s on top of the house?Roof, RoofHow does sandpaper feel?Rough, RoughWhat’s on the outside of a tree trunk?Bark, BarkOk, you passed the test.
I was out running errands one day when I realized everything was taking longer than expected. Upon calling the house phone to report the delay, my dog answered the phone.
“I had expected to be home by now, but will probably be out for another hour.”
Superfrog over 10 years ago
They can’t handle the truth.
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
Ok Spot, what’s on top of the house?Roof, RoofHow does sandpaper feel?Rough, RoughWhat’s on the outside of a tree trunk?Bark, BarkOk, you passed the test.
rphbeta over 10 years ago
I was out running errands one day when I realized everything was taking longer than expected. Upon calling the house phone to report the delay, my dog answered the phone.
“I had expected to be home by now, but will probably be out for another hour.”
“OK. Your dad stopped by and left you a note.”
“What does it say?”
“You know I can’t read!”
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
He just want some proof that dogs do dream in their sleep;it would be hard to accept that dogs suffer from narcolepsy.
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
Very funny, I forgot about that one.