Strange Brew by John Deering for March 14, 2019

and the Tide moved on the surface of the waters. Needed some softeners.

I always knew that my wife was a god.

Good one!

being “old school” however, he then invented the iron and starch.

Is He responsible for the missing sock?

Get the baby out of machine three.

Cleanliness is next to the dryer.

And the woolens were not shrunk. And it was good.

And God, showing off, opened the drier with the whites and cried, “Let there be light.” And at that instant, he realized he’d left the red pajamas in there, too.

It’s time to admonish the sock fairy.

Poor God. He looks uncomfortable. Unfortunately, He hadn’t invented Ex-Lax yet.

So he was a segregationist.

God Laughed today

…and halo to you too!