There are a lot of restaurants around here that feature Road kill du jour. Today’s special: Poulet a la Ferrari – chicken that got run over by a sports car.
In our state, it is illegal to pick up hitchhikers but you can pick up road kill. So if you want to give someone a lift, you have to run him over first.
You must be in Elberta, AL. There is a Roadkill Cafe there and it is busy all the time. I’ve never stopped but my friends that live in the area say the food is good.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Ol’ Bob musta been layin’ out there for quite a spell afore they found him.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Cousin Jim must have a taste of aging.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
I remember that old British film Carrion Dining.
Watcher over 5 years ago
You forgot the treadmark special Pancake Penny with extra rubber, $.75.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
There are a lot of restaurants around here that feature Road kill du jour. Today’s special: Poulet a la Ferrari – chicken that got run over by a sports car.
In our state, it is illegal to pick up hitchhikers but you can pick up road kill. So if you want to give someone a lift, you have to run him over first.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Does Sweeney Todd have a Steak in this establishment?
anorok2 over 5 years ago
Old joke.
Que: What vegetable goes with road kill?
Ans: Squash.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very funny. I’m guessing that the usual menu still has squirrels and possums?
Jml58 over 5 years ago
They also serve road apples.
pchemcat over 5 years ago
You must be in Elberta, AL. There is a Roadkill Cafe there and it is busy all the time. I’ve never stopped but my friends that live in the area say the food is good.
ScottHolman over 5 years ago
i’d like a pancake rabbit and coffee please, with extra taco sauce.