I once called the airlines and asked to be booked on a flight to Seattle via Albany, NY, Boston, Houston, Miami and Denver (Denver, why does it always have to be Denver?).
They told me that they couldn’t do that. I asked, “Why not, that’s the way you routed my luggage the last time I flew with you.”
meowlin over 5 years ago
Sure. But ask him how many pounds he put on…
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
We’re all just here to unload some luggage.
TXD2 over 5 years ago
And here I am, evidently so sheltered, I didn’t even realize that’s a category. :)
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3orieTDfIEkjp8Ti9y/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115ca729722f633565456a49e6
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Now if the window had said “Pub”, I would have known he was a gambler in the UK.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
He’s the guy that smashed your Louis Vuitton luggage.
dflak over 5 years ago
I once called the airlines and asked to be booked on a flight to Seattle via Albany, NY, Boston, Houston, Miami and Denver (Denver, why does it always have to be Denver?).
They told me that they couldn’t do that. I asked, “Why not, that’s the way you routed my luggage the last time I flew with you.”
Petemejia77 over 5 years ago
J.D.’s lines be very sharp and clean today!
Jml58 over 5 years ago
Don´t go to a casino in Soho.
RAGs over 5 years ago
Search YouTube for “United breaks guitars”
Digital Frog over 5 years ago
They also hate people who invest poorly in the London Stock Exchange
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Art Linkletter had a kid say the darndest thing: “Last week, my mom had seven babies!”
Art: “…”
Art: “She told you to tell me that, didn’t she?”
Kid: "Yeah, she works as a nurse in the delivery room.
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Hahahahahaha…..good one