Strange Brew by John Deering for May 04, 2019

Is the one on the right a Norwegian Blue?

Young male bird, older female bird. She dyed her white feathers blue.

They might serve parrots . . . ROASTED!!

They’re not in there for the whine, they want their crackers too! They’re not in there for the whine, they want their crackers too…..

“I’ll have what he’s having.” “I’ll have what he’s having.”

A smart waiter would introduce himself with “I’ll have the filet mignon, and a magnum of Dom Perignon”.

I don’t know why they don’t serve them; they’re probably good on the BBQ.

I suppose they don’t serve mockingbirds as well.

Set out a basket of crackers but don’t bring them anything to drink – that’ll both make them happy and shut them up.

This one made me laugh…………..great comments!

Dinner will probably repeat on them.

They do but usually call them capons.

They’ll never get served if they continue answering a question with a question.

Doing that to my sister was guaranteed to cause her to blow her stack (which, in those days, was one of my primary goals).