Strange Brew by John Deering for March 12, 2020

Looks like it might be a papal jam

All right, who gave him decaf?

St. Anthony … Oh wait, we’re out of toner not Tony.

Copier is in sleep mode.

Hmmm! No wonder some entries are out of his realm

Burt, over here quick, I’ll sit on the parchment, you trace around my bum.

Some of you might remember that old Xerox commercial with Brother Dominic.

All’s well that ink’s well

That home made hooch will do that.

More toner barkeep!

♫♪ Pie Jesu domine,…

thwack

…dona eis requiem. ♪♫

thwack

Reminded me of assignments for calligraphy class, and I would realize I left out a word.

And if he was asleep in the outhouse you’d say he was “out of paper.”

“Just pick him up and shake him a bit. See if that gets him working again.”

Meh. Just turn him off and back on again.

Maybe if you let him reproduce he’d have more energy.

Must be Friarday